Global Mass Ritual to Curse Vladimir Putin and Protect Ukraine

Иди нахуй, Путин


  • Blue candle
  • Yellow candle
  • Handful of sunflower seeds (any kind, shelled or unshelled)
  • Matches or lighter
  • Ashtray, cauldron, or other fireproof vessel
  • Photo of Putin to burn (Use version below)
Иди нахуй, Путин (Print this out and burn!)
  • Sunflowers
  • Ukrainian Flag
  • Incense (frankincense and myrrh are excellent here)
  • Anointing oil (hyssop or protective oil of your choice)
Hex Putin Sigil: Please feel free to duplicate, re-use, use as your avatar, etc.


(Light the blue and yellow candles. As you’re lighting them, say “Bless and protect Ukraine”)


Russian Pronunciation



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